The New Revised Amalgamated Standard Creed
We believe in One Unicorn, The Pink, The Invisible. Creator of Uncertainty, revealed to us
in the alt.atheist usenet forum - She that Raptures Socks. , She will smite those that
mock Her brethren. Others believe baloney, we too will join the feast. We shall eat our
fill, yea every belly shall be full of ham and pineapple pizza. Her Revelations show us
the folly of all Religions. Spread Her Word.